Been travelling now for weeks, and daddy isn’t loving me very much at all. I try to be good and make him proud of me but he just grimaces when I call him daddy. He doesn’t love me. Perhaps if I give him shiny things he will love me more.
I bought him a new shield with a pretty woman on it, at the camp, like he is always talking about… but he didn’t even seem to like it. It wasn’t THAT stolen. I bought it fair and square. Just like my new clothes… they are really rugged and warm, and there’s a cloak and a mask… I can play guardsman and thieves now… and oooh… if there wasn’t even a little toy gun in the pocket.
That crazy woman who calls a bear “mother” tried to grab me and wash me with soap. SOAP?? what does she think I am? a girl? I will show her. I still have eggs left from the camp.
Last night we stayed at an inn. It was a scary place, and being attacked by DEMONS!!! I was smart, yes I was, and I stayed inside and explored while daddy took the others outside to fight. While they were fighting I made their beds and put their stuff in their rooms. I hope the crazy woman is tired, ’cos her bed is extra specially special.
I found lots of cool stuff when I went exploring. It seems the short people… they can’t be dwarves, they are too pretty… that run this place use to be thieves. I don’t think they will miss a few items now though; like their lock picks; or this jar of green dust; or a wire with handles… or… or… or… the merchants have some interesting stuff too though. One of them has a rock in a box. What’s that about? What’s so valuable about a rock that they would need it locked up and sealed with wax??? I have to find out.
Oh no, now the crazy woman is getting us hired to go investigate the demons… I mean… they are DEMONS. I know daddy can kill them, but what if I am not there to help him??? Hitting the nasty man that was trying to kill him at the camp helped… he wouldn’t have survived without me…. wow, I’m a hero!
I hope we don’t regret this. And she is SO getting another egg, soon.